My Love For Hanson

So as I was listening to Hanson, I was overwhelmed with the urge to write about how much I love them. No, I’m not talking about that Jonas Brothers type of love. I’m talking about my passion for them as a band and their music. I’ve been a fan of Hanson since 1997, and I can’t believe how far they’ve made it. I can’t believe how much they’ve grown physically, musically, and in FAMILY MEMBERS!

A Fan Tries To Flirt…

…And fails miserably.

I wonder how often Zac and the other Hansons have to humor their fans?

BTW: Zac is totally hot. Example.

And yes, unfortunately, they’d have to humor me too. *Walks away in shame.*

My Most Beautiful List

So, because I’m tremendously bored, I’ve decided to post my most beautiful list. Extremely childish and pointless, I know. But these men are insanely good looking, so I forgive myself. I have very strict guidelines regarding this list, so in the past five or six years I’ve only come up with five men who are deserving of being there. 

AJA’S MOST BEAUTIFUL LIST

NUMBER ONE
JOHNNY DEPP

Johnny Depp is pretty much the most beautiful celebrity man on earth. In his 21 Jump Street days, he had an incredible porcelain face and chiseled jawline. And he only got handsomer as the years went by. I suppose my favorite thing about Johnny Depp is his rugged look and his rawness, which he had way before he brought Captain Jack Sparrow to life on the big screen. I think the best word that describes him would be romantic. Not romantic in the “love” sense, but romantic in the “passionate” sense. He just LOOKS like passion.

NUMBER TWO
RIVER PHOENIX

Even though I never knew River Phoenix personally, he was an extremely beautiful actor and person. He died tragically, but I can only have faith that everything happens for a reason. Acting wise, my favorite River movie would have to be “Stand by Me.” Attraction wise, River looked really, really good in “A Thing Called Love,” and “Indiana Jones.” I wonder what he’d look like now if he were still alive?

NUMBER THREE
TAYLOR HANSON

Taylor Hanson was supposed to be my soul mate, don’t you know? That dream is over (is it?), but he’ll always be number one in my heart (gag). This is another one who got hotter with age, and I’m super glad he’s kept his long hair throughout the years. Although married with three children, he still has a look of perfection with his sharp features. Attraction bonus: His unstoppable energy when he’s performing on stage. Yum.

NUMBER FOUR
KEVIN ZEGERS

 I’ve had a crush on Kevin Zegers since he was in Air Bud. I’d like to say I was one of the “ORIGINAL” fans of him. He wasn’t that great looking in Air Bud, after all, he was only 11, but being the teenybopper that I am, I could tell he was destined for total hotness. Of course I was right. I like his face and hair for pretty much the same reasons why I like Taylor Hanson’s. They almost look the same in certain pictures, except the great thing about Kevin Zegers is that he’s out of his clothes in Transamerica.

NUMBER FIVE
CHRISTIAN SLATER

I never really think Christian Slater is that good looking when I see him now, even questioning why I ever put him on my most beautiful list, but then all I have to do is watch “Heathers” or “Untamed Heart” and I realize why he’s still there. This man is gorgeous, especially with longer-ish hair. Other movies he looks ridiculously good looking in: “The Wizard,” “Robin Hood,” “Young Guns II,” “Pump Up the Volume,” and although I absolutely hate his hair in it, “Broken Arrow.”

HONERABLE MENTIONS
Leonardo DiCaprio
Keanu Reeves
Gavin Rossdale
Rob Lowe

 

Happy Birthday Taylor Hanson

Happy Birthday Taylor Hanson!

Random Thoughts That Keep Me Up At Night

 

So, do the wives of Isaac and Zac Hanson totally envy the wife of Taylor Hanson? Do they stay up at night wishing they had laid hands on him first? Do they make-out with their husbands and picture making-out with Taylor Hanson? Do they weep when they realize they married one of the other Hanson brothers? Do they secretly plot ways to “get rid” of Taylor Hanson’s wife?

I bet they do, man. I bet they do.